The first half of 2013 is over. It's monsoon time. And it's raining hits
in Bollywood with film after film crossing the success barrier.
And
Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra's astounding biopic Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
already seems to have the potential of being the first certifiable
blockbuster during the second-half of 2013. Here's looking at the films
of 2013 so far that made it, and the ones that didn't.
The Hits
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani: Ayan Mukerjee's second film was charming
warm and sometimes tender. But it didn't have much to say about the
man-woman thing, except that guys who are popular in college can
get away with murder in future life.
And yes, girls who are
repressed just need to throw off their spectacles and make a spectacle
of themselves to prove they have reached that nirvanic stage of
liberation
that Waheeda Rehman so memorably expessed in Aaj phir jeene ki tamannah
hai.
These characters lived and died only for themselves. Thanks
to Ranbir Kapoor's growing popularity, the film escalated to
beyond the 100-crore profit mark leaving everyone including producer
Karan Johar stumped. Ayan Mukerjee Couldn't handle it. He ran away to
Spain to hide.
Aashiqui 2: Stars sell, right? Then how do we explain the
phenomenal success of this Mohit Suri weepy-sing drama about a girl who
wants to be Lata Mangeshkar, a guy who wants to be drunk all the time
and a relationship that hits a deadend just when the hero hits the
bottle with enhanced vengeance?
Audiences loved the story of a
girl who is willing to give up her fame for love. This film turned
Aditya Roy
Kapoor and Shradha Kapoor into saleable stars. Aditya who played drunk
in both Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani and Aashiqui 2 could very well become
the new Keshto Mukherjee. Hic hic hurray!
Race 2: Well-toned girls and guys dancing, drinking, gambling and
conning one another is all I remember of this year's first blockbuster.
Deepika and John competed to show us who could wear their pants
more distant from the navel.
John won by a slim margin. Saif Ali
Khan scowled as though the last shot of the bourbon turned out to be
not so neat. As for the plot, would someone please explain it to me?
Raanjhanaa: By far the most deserving success of the year so far.
Aanand Rai's Varanasi-based love story gave us an unlikely couple in
Sonam Kapoor and Dhanush. It also gave us a love story which made
obsessive passion more a crime of the heart than a libelous offence.
The film's exuberant celebration of love took filmy romance away from
the metropolis into the heartland. We could say, this film was the
romantic antithesis of Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. Other USPs: A R Rahman's
best music in Bollywood since Dil Se and Taal and a new awakening for
Sonam.
Jolly LLB: Subhash Kapoor's astonishingly well-written film on
the loopholes of the legal system was a delight. There were no stars in
the film. There were Arshad Warsi and Boman Irani who are far more
gifted
than some of our A-listers who do the same thing over and over again. A
true triumph of a relatively small socially relevant film worthy of a
standing ovation.
Special Chabbis: Here was superstar Akshay Kumar doing what he
seldom does, playing a real-life con-man, and that too in an ensemble
cast where at least 15-18 other chracters got equal prominence.
Director Neeraj Pandey broke all the rules of mainstream cinema. The
heist story was unadorned by half-naked girls swimming in a sea of
champagne. He still got audiences hooked.
The other successes of the first-half of the year: Remo d'Souza's ABCD
(India's first dance-reality show as a feature film), Abhishek Kapoor's
Kai Po Che (boys will be boys saga with an outstanding performance by
Raj Kumar Yadav), Tigmanshu Dhulia's Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns
(took the tale of an unfaithful wife into the realm of the rugged and
the ruthless where guns and the sound of Lataji's Lag ja gale se mingled
miraculously), Chashme Buddoor (critics frowned at what they saw as a
desecration of Sai Paranjpye's classic comedy, but the audience laughed
uproariously, and the director David Dhawan laughed all the way to the
bank), Shootout At Wadala (Sanjay Gupta's comeback film was a mean
violent saga of gangwars done at a sound-defying octave), Mrigdeep
Lamba's Fukrey (funnier than any other comedy this year so far), Raj
Nidimoru and Krishna DK's Go Goa Gone (Bollywood's first official zombie
tale where Saif Ali Khan went blonde with better results than Kareena
Kapoor blonde act in Tashan).
The Flops
David: Bejoy Nambiar's brilliantly-crafted tale of three
unpredictable men who share the same name, Tamil star Vikram, Neil Nitin
Mukesh and newcomer Vinay Virmani were brilliant in each of the
three-layered
stories. Finally though the failure of David proved episodic films just
don't work in any part of the world.
Himmatwala: Film historians are still trying to figure out why
Sajid Khan decided to remake an awful 1983 film which even Sridevi who
starred in the original, would like to forget. To cut a long and tedious
story
short, the audience decided to give the film what one of its songs
famously and picturesquely describes as 'Bum pe laat'.
Rangrezz: This one definitely deserved better. Far far better. A
rugged expertly-executed film about love and elopement in a small dusty
towns where guns speaks louder than words, Rangrezz was
Priyadarshan's finest film in years.
Just why it didn't work
remains a mystery. It couldn't be due to Jackky Bhagnani's minimal
star-power. Aditya Roy Kapoor was no star when Aashiqui 2 was released.
Maybe Jackky should have gone into the film after a few strong pegs of
the hard beverage.
Bombay Talkies: A divine flawless journey into the heart of love,
alas felled by its episodic format, Bombay Talkies told four different
stories by four filmmakers of diverse filmmaking styles. Karan Johar,
Dibakar
Bannerjee, Zoya Akhtar and Anurag Kashyap took Hindi cinema to another
level. This one deserved a lot more footfalls.
Matru Ki Bijli Ka Mandola: We were warned by the eccentric title
to expect something entirely unconventional. Vishal Bharadwaj took us
into a la-la-land where Pankaj Kapoor turned into two different
personalities before and after drinking. Moral Of The Story: not every
film with a tipsy hero is capable of becoming an Ashiqui 2 or a Yeh
Jawaani Hai Deeewani.
Aurangzeb: A superbly crafted variation on Yash Chopra's Trishul
about cut-throat competitiveness in corporate sectors, fuelled and
sur-charged by the brilliant performances of Rishi Kapoor, Amrita Singh
and
Jackie Shroff, Aurangzeb suffered a setback at the boxoffice because
director Atul Sabharwal took up a massy subject and executed it in Shyam
Benegal's style. Nahin chalega, boss.
Other notable thuds of the year so far: Ram Gopal Varma's The Attacks Of
26/11 (yet another flop from RGV's factory), Rohan Sippy's Nautanki
Saala (a pretentious trite and smug remake of French film deserved a
kick in the pants), Kanan Iyer's Ek Thi Daayan (a judiciously brewed
witches' tale with a glorious performance by Konkana Sen-Sharma, that
lost its way in the second act), Prem Raj's Ishkq In Paris (Preity
Zinta's
comeback film fell flat on its polished face), Yamla Pagla Deewana 2
(tch tch, the legendary Dhamendra had to suffer this humiliation for his
sons' sake!) and finally Rajkumar Gupta's Ghanchakkar. . . . need we
say
anything more? !